Sunday, August 21, 2005

Wide Eyed Japanese Shadow Warriors

If there is any fad out there I severely hate it's anime. Ever since that damn pokemon craze back when I was a fifth grader, I have seen that anime and manga crap everywhere I go. From what little I have seen of anime, the plots suck and the animation is just dumb. The characters all look stupid, with eyes the size of dinner plates and hair all in a crazy afro. They all dress like queers too. The idea of pokemon is simple and stupid. Catch a bunch of monsters. The character even has a stupid name. Ash Ketch'um. Ketch'um. O.K. I've got a better one! Ass Ketchup! I thought this fad would die. Pokemon died. Not anime. It lives. The characters, all trying to use their stupid super powers to fight evil pop up everywhere. Manga and anime, like some evil plague, infests books, internet, and TV. It's worthless garbage, in my opinion. Let the Japanese keep their cartoons. I want Bugs Bunny back.

Please do me a favor. Lets all get together and work hard to destroy anime. I have a book burning schedualed at 12:30 tommorrow. Bring anything related to manga or anime and I will happily burn it.

Gotta Ketch'um All!

J Kuhl Signing Off

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