This Pope Benedict XVL guy's a strange old man. The Hitler Youth Pope. Well, its apparent were going to need an intervention. Its obvious the man's an alcoholic, drinking beer during mass. Look how shrivelled up he is! Do we want him to die a drunken alcoholic? Neither do I. So come on folks! Lets take him away to AA and get him on the 12 Step plan before its too late! Time is precious here! He's a drunken geezer and we gotta help him!
Ah, he's gonna be a good pope anyways . . .
In other news, President Bush is a moron. "On September 4th 2001," he said, "I was in the ruins of the World Trade Centers. It was a moment I'll never forget." So, answer me again, why did we vote for him again? I told you, vote for Jesus! But no. Lets vote for a guy who stood in the wreckage of the World Trade Centers before they were destroyed. Lets vote for a guy who recklessly goes to war through lies and deciet. Lets vote for a guy who's dragging our nation down a creek without a paddle. Lets vote for the monkey!
America, give it a name, call it a miracle. -Smashmouth
J Kuhl Signing Off
