Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Just Say No

My school this year got a new chemistry/biology teacher. He's rather creepy. Always grins. Always. My theory is that he took an anger management course or something and took it too far . . . Mike told me a story about something that happened in one of his classes the other day. Apparently the teacher was talking about how when he was young, he had a beard like Santy Clause, drank like a fish and went to wild parties until three-four in the morning! If you saw him today, you'd never believe it. But anyways, some student then asked him if he took drugs. He answered "That's an inappropriate question."

Tell me, doesn't that say YES to you? If he had not taken drugs, he'd have just said no. It's like telling a police officer that they cannot look in your trunk. Maybe that's why the teacher's always grinning . . .

Tommorrow is Thanksgiving. Let us give thanks to the men who kicked out the Indians and let us steal their lands.

Happy Turkey Day anyways

J Kuhl Signing Off

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Fascism in America

One more rant against Bush and I'll stop. I found a website and its called Wake Up and Smell the Fascism. My question for you, America, why the hell did you vote for him? Look at him! He looks like frikken Curious George and that's just the tip of the iceberg!

Bush & Monkey

His war in Iraq has sunk the US in a quagmire, ruined foreign policy in the Middle East and only raised the terror alert! While we deal with Saddam, Al-Zaquari and his followers Osama, the mastermind of 9-11 runs loose plotting more destruction. He's an arrogant peice of crap who doesn't give a damn about the environment and cares only for the rich elite. This war in Iraq reminds me too much like . . . lebensraum . . .

Four more years . . .

Lets hope he doesn't invade Canada too . . .

In Other News, school is boring.

"Ralph Waldo Emerson is an over-inflated windbag" -Mike

J Kuhl Signing Off

Monday, November 22, 2004

Procrastination

I like the word Procrastination. I also like Transubstatiation, because they are so long. Transubstatiation alone has 18 letters. But I like the word procrastination, and hate it too, because I always find myself doing it, and therefore, this blog is nearly a full month late. Oh well. I get busy. School gets in the way, National Peace Essays get in the way, I get in my way . . .

I was very upset November 2nd, when Bush won the election. Come on America, what's wrong with you? I asked, no begged, pleaded, with you. Jesus for President. But no. Lets vote for the rich cry-baby warmonger. Ave Bushius Caesar!

At least the Odd Couple went well, except for the line Kyle missed each show! In the first performance, Oscar hit the plate with my BLT & pickle on it. The pickle flew over the walls of the set! It was like SuperPickle, here to save the day. Sounds like a really bad kids show. The next performance, someone put jelly in my BLT. The one part of the show I was looking forward to . . . gone.

Speaking of gone, I think he is finaly gone. He, the only one at school whom I hate, no, LOATH. First he makes fun of my friends, then me, then he alienates my friends, and that was it. He's gone. Christian Morality . . . gone as well. I only have so much willpower.

Got a good two inch snowfall Sunday morning. I was quite amazed when I woke up and saw the snow. I want to ski . . .

On this Day in History, Nov 22, 2003 - I starred as Peter in the improv dinner theatre, A Deadly Reunion for the last time. Then I pictured Peter in my mind dying in a Stalinesque style

Nov 22, 1963, President Kennedy assassinated in Texas. Someone's created a video game about this. You play as Lee Harvey Oswald. Now that is disgusting. We don't need crap like that. But now its out and it's the creaters law-given right to produce that game. God Bless America.

And with those thoughts:

J Kuhl Signing Off