And so Christmas time begins again

And all of you political nutcases who get upset over a harmless manger scene, a menorah, or someone calling it a "holiday tree" need to get over yourselves.

For God's sake, its a holiday. Don't get all bitchy over "freedom of religion," Christmas is not a strictly religious holiday. If you don't like Christmas, just sit in a corner and be alone for the next month or so. Don't try to ruin it for everyone else.

Saying Merry Christmas is NOT an insult to non-Christians. Hell, a good number of non-Christians celebrate Christmas. I know a family of atheists who live up the street from me, they also celebrate Christmas. The majority of the Japanese celebrate Christmas and only 0.7% of them are Christian.

So if a Shinto in Japan can celebrate Christmas, everyone else can.

Stop complaining about it.

And Target, stop being a pussy. Call the damn trees "Christmas Trees."

Politically Correctness is a disease. Lets cure this nation of it.

and please, for the love of god, READ 1984.

In other news, lets look at my favorite part of the Constitution, the first Amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now, lets analyze: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion . . . Tell me, how is putting up a Christmas Tree in a town square, "respecting the establishment of religion?" First of all, a town is not Congress. Second of all, putting up Christmas decorations does NOT establish a religion. Third of all, most of this nation, Christian and non, celebrate Christmas, either secularly, or religiously, or both, so establishment of a religion is a moot point. Forth, no one is forcing you to join in the festivities if you're a scrooge.

MERRY CHRISTMAS (two months early)

J Kuhl Signing Off

Good Bye Dubya

Its been fun making fun of you for the last 8 years. Please, take your time in the next three months moving your stuff out of the Oval Office and the White House. I hope you and Dick have some good times huntin' quail. (don't get shot)

Mr. Bush, if you take anything out of your experience failure in the White House, it is this: Be honest. If you make a mistake, admit it. If you said something wrong, own up and apologize. The American people will hate you more for lying.

Oh and, one last parting shot, Mr. Bush:



"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure" George Bush

J Kuhl Signing Off