I wonder if it is bullet proof. No, I don't wish to shoot him, but it would be a great R&D for defense contractors to study Blago's hair. I mean, if it is bullet proof, then when we take him off to jail, we could have him grow hair, shave it off, make it into helmets for our troops. Then he grows it back.
Now obviously, we'd need to give the man some sort of treatment that makes him grow hair really fast, after all, the US has about a million active personnel who need helmets. Not to mention that the police force could also use helmets made out of Blago's hair.
This would be a great way to spend the man's time while he languishes in prison.
Now, if it is not bullet proof, then perhaps there is another use for such a bad hairstyle. Perhaps if one of the five Queer Eye guys quits and they need to train a new replacement, they can use Blago as a tool to learn how to sculpt and style hair on a man's head.
Add a little grease to that hair and you could sculpt whatever you want. I wonder how he'd look with Rodin's The Thinker on his head.
Probably better than he does now.
“We will meet our challenges head-on and we will do it by rejecting the politics of mediocrity and corruption. … I will govern as a reformer.” -Blaggy in 2006 (Ironic!)
J Kuhl Signing Off
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