On my way to Algebra this morning, I came up with three superlative statements. First was that pirates are better than ninja's. Why? Because pirates kick ass and get booty when they arrive at port. Ninjas don't. Then pilots are better than engineers. Although engineers build the airplanes, pilots get to be one with the airplanes the engineers build. And last was that stingrays are better than Steve Irwin. Why? Because one just owned the Crocidile Hunter last night in Australia.
And who could have seen this comming? Steve Irwin who enjoys wrestling wild and dangerous animals such as crocs or lions, gets killed by a wild and dangerous animal he was probably wrestling with. You get whats comming to you.
Crikey!
But if it was Chuck Norris fighting that stingray, Chuck would have obviously won, roundhouse kicking all the stingrays, and everything else, out of the ocean.
Stingrays are pirates, Steve Irwin
is was a ninja. Chuck Norris is god.
"Chuck Norris once fought God. And won"
J Kuhl Signing Off
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