Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Miss Bush



I can remember my last conversation with my jedi pupil when he turned to evil. I caught him on a lava planet called 'Mustafar.' He had changed his name to Darth Bush and sent the Republic into disgrace. When I confronted him with what he had done, Bush replied, "I have brought freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!"

"You're new Empire, George, my oath was to protect the Republic, for democracy!" I shouted.

"If your not with me, then you are my enemy!" Darth Bush responded.

I sighed. "Only a republican deals in absolutes. I shall do what I must." I ignited my lightsaber.

"You shall try!" he arrogantly sneered. And we fought. But I was unable to defeat him, and lucky to escape and go into exile. That was six years ago. Now Darth Bush has taken control of the Republic with an iron fist.

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything." Frank Dane

J Kuhl Signing Off

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