Daniel Webster's Lonely Hearts Club Band

The turkey was great, football was boring but the highlight of the week was on Saturday. A large white package from Daniel Webster College arrived. Trembling in fear, I opened it.

I have good news.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

Kidding!

Anyways, I tore it open and opened up a folder to reveal several letters, the first one saying "Congragulations on your acceptance to Daniel Webster!" Needless to say, I was elated for hours.

Embry-Riddle and Bridgewater State have also accepted me but Daniel Webster is my top pick for a multitude of reasons. Proximity to home, skiing, airport on location, private pilot liscence by October, small campus, it won out in the end. It's got AFROTC so I can get my first step into a larger world called the F/A-22.

In other words, my parents and my sister went off to get a christmas tree while I sat at home and wrote a paper for English. Dad did his usual arm thing. We can't take him anywhere in public!

Tis the season to be jolly I suppose. The tree's still waiting in the garage to be all light up and tinseled. Christmas trees are fun. Christmas is even more fun. That being said, Happy Hannukah!

I feel like such a dirtbag! -Alex

J Kuhl Signing Off