Jesus For President!

Seriously, these campaigns are getting rediculus! I just want slap both Flipflop Kerry and Warmonger Bush in the face sometimes! I'm watching my daily TV shows (on the rare occasion that I am home and awake) and a commercial comes and Kerry just slams Bush. Almost before that one ends, Bush strikes back at Kerry. I tell you, these two argue like old women and neither of them have what it takes to be president. One's a greedy little pig and a warmonger, the other a flip-flop abortionist! I propose a new candidate!

Jesus For President!

Think about it. Seriously! First of all, healthcare. Kerry has some big government plan to implement (which either never works or is just a scheme for more money) and Bush doesn't care. Jesus has high social standards, man! Healthcare would be free, unlimited, especially for the sinners and the rich!

He'd also be for the poor. He'd reduce the homeless in the large cities, lend aid to the poor farmers and industrial workers. America would flourish.

Jesus' view of the environment: Unlike Bush, who choses to ignore the planet, the world that was created by God would surely be taken care of by His own son!

Nuclear Arms - He'd get rid of them. They have no defense, they are purely weapons of hate. The world would be a happier place.

War in Iraq and Afghanistan: Being a pacifist and a very wise rabbi he'd have our troops back home, safe and sound before you could say ressurection!

Therefore, on November 2, 2004 I will, and I urge all of you to do this as well (in memory of Him), vote for Jesus of Nazereth for the 44th President of the United States of America. God Bless and Good Night

J Kuhl Signing Off.